Welcome to the Disneyland Road Rally for 1992!!

Yes, it's time once again for that mad rush through Walt's Magic
Kingdom in search of the answers to some of the most sadistic
questions ever dreamed up.  As usual, all of the answers are to be
found in the park.  And here's the good news . . . . although you
might find it extremely helpful in some cases to have a guidebook,
it's not absolutely necessary to have one.

Winners will be determined base on accuracy and completeness of
answers.  There may even a special price for the winner.  First and
foremost, though, we what you to have a good time (and hopefully
you'll learn some new things about the park).  As they say in Star
Tours,"Good Luck!"

1. Where in Disneyland is Mickey Mouse permanently frowning?  What is
   directly underneath him?

2. Look for seven vehicles that are all headed in the same direction.
   If you walk in that direction, what is the first shop you will
   encounter?  What did the shop used to be called?

3. Where can you see ghostly footprints appear out of nowhere?  Whose
   footprints are they?

4. If you're facing north and right in front of you is something with
   288 legs, what is directly to your left?

5. How did my "good dog Jake" die?

6. A sixty-year-old dog has just purchased a hat from the Acme Hat
   Co. Describe the hat.

7. Where can you find the name "Ernest S. Marsh"?

8. Name all the places where elephants are found in the park.

9. How many attractions in the park are based (in whole or in part)
   on non-Disney films?

10. Where in Disneyland can you find this specific number discreetly
    displayed: "039226"?

11. What is located at 29 Royal Street?

12. Who is the proprietor of the Royal Care Co.?

13. Where are you Disney if you are reading this: "EPK0002"?

14. Who is Ezekial Talbot?

15. Who is the Miners' Darling

16. To whom is Nancy's Dan devoted?

17. If you are reading a quote from the Dormouse, where might you
    possibly be going from here?

18. If you go to the destination alluded to in question #17, nearby
    is Sam's Old Home.  What is it?

19. If you go to where Discovery Bay would have been, you use to find
    there a most unusual creature.  What was the creature's name and
    what was so unusual about it? 

20. Other than the Matterhorn Mountain Climbers, there is another set
    of mountain climbers in Disneyland.  What are their names and what
    are they climbing?

21. The nine of spades is lying face up on a table here.  Where
    exactly are you if you can see this?

22. Who is Fifi and where was she last seen?

23. Where can you purchase a "prospector" and a "lumberjack"?

24. Who is in the taxidermist on Main Street?

25. Where are you if you are looking at a picture of the "Natchez"
    and the "Eclipse"?

26. Where is the elevation 144 feet?

27. If you go to the place in #26, what famous speech can you hear?

28. Who serves the "finest corn whiskey"?

29. Where does the Cheshire Cat appear and disappear?

30. What did you think of the Disneyland Road Rally 1992?

Spoilers - Answers

Answers
1a. The comedy/drama mask outside of the Bank of America on Main
    Street.
1b. Theater display window, Pinocchio marionette.

2a. Star Trader.
2b. Character Shop

3a. FrontierLand Shooting Arcade.
3b. Henry Baker's prints appear when you shoot his grave.

4.  Pinocchio's Daring Journey.

5.  He chased a toad down a well. (This is off the pet tombstone on
    the side of the Haunted Mansion not visable to the general public,
    you have to ask a CM to go see it)

6.  Top hat, felt hat with satin trim 7-3/4ray (found on Main Street
    in the Mad Hatter shop)

7.  Locomotive No. 4 on the Disneyland Railroad.

8.  Jungle Cruise, Dumbo, Small World, Disney Gallery, Main Street
    Parade.

9.  Jungle Cruise and Stars Tours.

10. It is the number on the ticket in the ticket-taker's hand in front
    of the Main Street Cinema.

11. Maszarades D'Arlquin.

12. Chuck Boyajian.

13. Hot person of the century poll.

14. Ship chandler, Fowlers Harbor.

15. Lotta

16. Sweet Sue, Cherokee Ann, Cindy Blue.

17. Tomorrowland skyway station.

18. Carousel Theater or America Sings.

19. Mickey Moo. (has since died)

20. Morty and Ferdi are climbing an ice cream mountain.

21. Outside the magic shop at 102 Main Street.

22. She is Minnie's prized pooch, last seen on the corner near a fire
    hydrant "poster for dog nappers" outside Main Street Cinema.

23. Hungry Bear Restaurant.

24. Seb Morey; Robert Whiskey.

25. Bear Bar.

26. Frontierland Railroad Station.

27. Walt Disney Opening Day speech.

28. Gold Nugget Dance Hall.

29. In the mirror of the Mad Hatter shop in Fantasyland.

30. Any answer was worth a point.