Indiana Jones Ride 02/20/97 A great job transcribed by: Louis Smith Spoken lines: Queue line over the loudspeaker - excerpts of the newsreels. The remote jungles of India's Lost Delta, its perilous pathways known to "taunt" tourists. From all over the world they are flocking here following a strange story of a mysterious temple and gifts from the gods. The story begins one year ago when world famous archaeologist, Indiana Jones, followed a tattered map to an ancient edifice. Strange symbols, puzzling pictographs. Could this be the fabled Temple Of The Forbidden Eye? Jones says, Yes! According to Doctor Jones the temple contains a Chamber Of Destiny where an ancient idol lured visitors with promises of gifts. Eternal youth, earthly riches or visions of the future. But those gifts were bait in a deadly trap - for any who looked into the eyes of this double dealing deity took a detour to doom. A chilling tale indeed. But not chilling enough to cool off the hot pursuit of thousands of greedy globe trotters. They've heard of Jones' discovery and they're ready for a supernatural shopping spree. The creme de la creme of the international smart set are wearing khaki this year and the new vacation hot spot is Temple Of The Forbidden Eye. Everyone's agog over this enchanting discovery by famed archaeologist, Indiana Jones. They've heard rumors of rewards to visitors. Unlimited riches, eternal youth or visions of the future. Now just one little hint - the ancient temple idol. Doctor Jones' long time friend, Sallah, warns that if you so much as peek into his eyes the next stop on your itinerary will be the Gates of Doom. The Temple of the Forbidden Eye continues to beckon visitors from around the globe. They've all heard the tantalizing tales. A matronly movie star made young again, a pauper who became a Rockerfeler in these ruins. But a darker tale has surfaced. Many visitors are claiming loved ones have disappeared inside. Could it be they looked into the eyes of the idol? Archeologist in well (burial chamber) each time the rope is pulled: 1. I say, leave off the rope old chap! Be a jolly good sport there. 2. ... uh oh... oh no... Oh Blimey! Ahhhh! ( fall, thud) 3. Careful, I'm reading an artifact down here. ... now... "Fifty years of sorrow shall befall the destroyer of this... uh ... vessel." 4. (crash) Oh no! 5. Blast it all, don't pull the rope. You don't want to break an art... (crash) Oh dear! 6. I say, stop mucking about up there! 7. Oh blast, not again! Ahhhh! (fall, crash) 8. Leave off the rope old chap! Be a good fellow. I've a frightfully valuable artifact down here. 9. (crash) Oh no! I had a terribly valuable artifact down here. Words of Sallah before ride starts (first round) 1. Hello, hello, are you now coming in? Please make sure your seat straps are securely fastened. 2. Come in my friends, come in. Are you now getting ready with your seat straps securely fastened? Good! 3. Attention, attention, please! Sallah speaking. Please check your seat straps making sure always they are securely fastened. 4. Are you there? Come in. Splendid! You have only to check your seat straps. Buckle up tightly now. 5. Hello my friends, come in. Are you now getting ready with your seat straps securely fastened? Good! Words of Sallah before entering the Chamber of Destiny (heard only when there is some delay) 1. Sallah speaking. Look into the mirror. Your fellow travelers are entering the doorway to the fountain of eternal youth. On which path does your destiny lie? 2. Look, the Observatory of the Future opens to receive the travelers ahead. Which path will you be taking? 3. Look, look! In the mirror ahead, fellow travelers enter the Portal of Earthly Riches. A rewarding experience. Words of Sallah before ride starts (second round) 1. Go easy. Easy, easy! The wheel may be needing a little work. Heh, heh. (added in a nervous tone) 2. Hellooo. Ah, please check the steering wheel, making sure it is not stiff. That would be very bad. Heh, heh. 3. Ah, the accelerating device occasionally will be sticking, but do not be concerned, the brakes are very good. Heh! 4. Hello! Hello! Oh, my friends, ah, the breaks may be needing a little adjustment, easy on the curves. Heh, heh. Words of Mara before entering the Chamber of Destiny Left - future knowledge - "You seek the future. I will lift the curtain of time for you. It is your destiny." Center - earthly riches - "You seek the treasure of Mara. Glittering gold. It is yours." Right - eternal youth - "You have chosen wisely. This path leads to timeless youth and beauty." Words of Mara upon entering the Chamber of Destiny (Future Knowledge) "So! You looked into my eyes. Your destiny now lies beyond the gates of doom!" (Wealth) "Infidels! You looked into my eyes. Your path now leads to the gates of doom!" (Eternal Youth) "Foolish mortals! You looked into my eyes. Your path now leads to the gates of doom!" Words of Indy at the Gates of Doom 1. You looked? There's powers here you can't possibly comprehend. Uh. Quick, take the left passage. It's the only way out. Nice driving pal. 2. Great! I ask for help and they send me tourists! Ugh. Swerve left, up to the left. Uh! You had to look, didn't you! 3. Tourists! You had to look, didn't ya! Uh, we've got a problem here. Quick, up to the left, turn left! There's big steps up there! 4. Great! I ask for help and they send me tourists! Ugh! Swerve left! Up to the left. Ugh. You had to look, didn't you! 5. Tourists! You had to look, didn't ya! Uh, we've got a problem here. Turn left. Up to the left. Uh. And watch it, there's big steps up there! Words of Indy at snake area 1. Careful. Watch out for anything that slithers. 2. Snakes! You guys are on your own! Words of Indy at the rolling stone 1. Hey get a light on down here. You made it! Uh oh! Back up, back up! 2. I've got a bad feeling about this. Uh oh! Uh Oh! Get me out of here! Oh. 3. Get a light on down here. Good, you made it! Uh oh! Back up, back up! Ugh. 4. Hey, its dark down here. Terrific! Just what I need. Uh, oh, careful! We got company. 5. Hey get a light on down here. There you are! Let me in, let me in! Uh, oh. Get me out, get me out! Words of Indy at the broken stone 1. Not bad for tourists. Now stay out of trouble, will 'ya. 2. You were good. You were very, very good. 3. Next time you wear blindfolds, OK? 4. There, it wasn't so bad, was it? 5. Tourists! Next time you're on your own. 6. You can't tell me that wasn't big fun! 7. Tourists, why does it have to be tourists? Words of Sallah at the end of the ride 1. Ah, welcome back. You entered the observatory of the future. In that case I don't even have to tell you that we would like you to stay seated until your transport comes to a complete stop. 2. Greetings. You will no doubt be having many jewels and coins in your possession. Please stay seated until the transport comes to a complete stop and step out carefully with your treasure. 3. Friends I celebrate your arrival. If you drank too much from the fountain of youth we will be happy to assist you with strollers. Heh, heh. But please stay seated until your transport comes to a complete stop.