From: jst8@cornell.edu (Ann Elk)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney.parks
Subject: Adventurers Club Straight Poop #2
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 95 13:37:38 GMT

Continuing the seemingly neverending story of America's favorite nearly 
indescribable destination...

Answering the oft asked question "Who the hell are all these people anyway?", 
here are the names of those who are usually encountered:

Pamelia Perkins, Club President
Professor Otis T. Wren, Club Treasurer and Ichthyologist (fish scientist)
Fletcher Hodges, curator
Samantha Sterling, accomplished explorer
Hathaway Browne, aviator
Emil Bleehall, visiting pigeon trainer from Sandusky, Ohio (Club chapter #602)
Colonel Critchlow Suchbench, head of security (sits on a small balcony in the 
central room
Graves, the butler (deliverer of messages and worth listening to)
-and a staff of maids: Annelle, Fanny, Ginger, Dottie, Inga, and sometimes
Sunny. Past maids no longer in the club's employ: Doreen (the original maid),
Flo, Millie, Gladys, Dusty, and Marion.

Showing up now and then are one of the Gypsies: Madame Lulu, Madame Smith, 
Madame Sit, Madame Whatsit or Madame Signe.

Past club inhabitants who have moved on: Marcel, an ape who helped with 
assorted club duties and Mandora, expert in just about everything

Often mentioned but never seen are members such as Sutter Bestwick, Chilton 
Thompson, Sheila Griffin, and of course Merriweather himself. (In 1937, Mr. 
Pleasure is still quite alive and is sailing the South Atlantic with his 
daughter, Merriam.) There have also been assorted members and guests who have 
visited only for a night or two. Their names are truly trivial!

All the bartenders are named Nash. All the servers keep their own names, but 
many of them are not tipped well enough by guests (hint hint). Door hosts also 
play themselves.

In addition, other entities on the premises include Beezle (genie of the 
lantern), Babylonia (goddess adorning the wall), Arnie & Claude (comedy and 
tragedy masks), the Yakoose (a yak/moose hybrid), and Fingers Zambeeze (the 
musical spirit in the pipe organ). 

Stay tuned. Kungaloosh!